Did my dog ​​eat my mother

Snowfloqqe21 - 30
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Written on: 08/30/2012 at 8:42 pm

What is it?
blue light!
what is it doing
it shines blue!

< Engel sterben nie >

Root Spaun - 4
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Written on: 08/30/2012 at 9:47 pm

Quote from Snowfloqqe21:

What is it?
blue light!
what is it doing
it shines blue!

Movie?

When it comes to money everbody is of the same religion / why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Written on: 08/30/2012 at 9:48 pm



rambo.

It's not showing off when you can prove you're the greatest (Mohammed Ali)

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Written on: 08/30/2012 at 9:51 pm


so

When it comes to money everbody is of the same religion / why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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"Now up my sweeties, what are you waiting for? Do you want to have breakfast in bed? Another glorious day begins. And a day at the Marines is like a vacation on a farm. Every meal is a banquet, every pay a fortune, everyone Roll call is a parade, I'm excited about the army! "

"Hey Sergeant, if you keep smoking this stuff you'll get lip cancer!"

"Hey boss, what's up?"
"Kind of a rescue operation. They'll be crazy about it. There are supposed to be a couple of brides in the colony that we should save from virginity."

"Any more questions? Yes, what's private?"
"Can I maybe get out of this horror story?"

"My mom always told me there are no monsters - at least no real monsters. But there are."

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Artorias - 26
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Written on: 09/18/2012 at 11:08 pm

Listening times! I smell something ...

Clearly clear people, would be a nice target, people without a backbone, we already have too many

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Written on: 09/18/2012 at 11:11 pm

"I am the one who knocks!"
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Written on: 09/19/2012 at 9:35 am

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Uh, not quite yet."

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Written on: 09/19/2012 at 9:54 am

Jack: "We have been on the road for five days now. At least."
"You can tell by the smell of the sea?"
Jack: "The smell of the crew."

FdK4

"Who knocked there? .. What do you want?"
"Um, in?"
"You know, as a bouncer, I have a very clear conception. And that means no one can come in here!"

7 Dwarfs

"Pretty nice here!"

StarWars Episode 1
Sevas_Tra
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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:15 pm

Quote from lupus:

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Uh, not quite yet."


Stay back boy This is only possible with divine support!

I'll kick you in the ass with the LORD !!!

SENGAYA !!!!!



Art is the best way to say 'Fuck you' to reality

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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:18 pm

Quote from Sevas_Tra:

Quote from Lupus:

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Uh, not quite yet."


Stay back boy This is only possible with divine support!

I'll kick you in the ass with the LORD !!!

SENGAYA !!!!!



braindead ^^

was who here? it's iMaginaer. difficult to see, because imagination and nothing more! suffering nonofftionable

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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:21 pm

Quote from Sevas_Tra:

Quote from lupus:

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Uh, not quite yet."


Stay back boy This is only possible with divine support!

I'll kick you in the ass with the LORD !!!

SENGAYA !!!!!



"You found your daddy's old porn, huh? Is that the one with the donkey and the maid?"

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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:26 pm
Last edited on: 09/24/2012 at 1:48 pm

with $ 10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy a lot of useful things like ... uh ... love

Replacement of the man with simultaneous activation of the woman, including the wetlands in the German people as an indivisible nation

A fat woman came into the shoe store today and said she wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party. I said she should walk on hands, stick a star up her ass and go as the ugliest fir tree in the world

Yes, and this shitty Popular Front of Judea. "-" Yes, splitter. Uh ... WE are the Popular Front of Judea. "-" I thought we were the popular front. "-" No, you fool, Popular Front. "-" What happened to the popular front? "-" It sits there over there. "Points to a lonely old man." SPALTER!

Did they rap you, mother? "-" In the beginning ... "

Oh Sebastian, will you come over here for a minute? As for your little bet ... it's won. "-" Under what condition? "-" If I win, I'll get your little black runabout for free. "-" And if I win? "-" Then I'll do it for you a wish that you've dreamed of since our parents' wedding. "-" Which means something like ... "" ... that you and I will have sex with each other. "-" How did you get the idea that I go for it, it's a 56 Jaguar Road Star ... "-" Because I'm the only one you can't have, and that'll kill you. "-" Forget it. "-" You can stick it wherever you want. " want. "-" All right, the bet is valid, baby. "-" Weidmannsheil Sebastian

Cecile, that's what I mean by resting, you ponder what you've just done "[...] -" Where are you going? "-" In the shower. "-" Shall I come with you? "-" No. ! "-" Shall I give you another blow job? "-" Good night. "(Sebastian leaves) -" Prudish idiot

The effect of the ether wore off, that of the LSD trip was long gone, but the mescaline was completely pure. Good mescaline sets in slowly. The first hour you just wait and then about halfway through the second hour you start cursing the bastard who turned the grits on you because nothing happened. And then, bang

Mother: Hands off, first we pray!
Father: Now the old whore is starting all over again, whenever things get nice, she takes the church smack down. I'm killing her.
Mother: Oh Lord, forgive those old nonsense talkers ...
Father: Leave the old one out of the picture

Doorman: Only people who are members come in here!
Terence: We are in a limb, otherwise we would have much higher voices.



Monaco Franze for live

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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:26 pm
Last edited on: 09/24/2012 at 1:35 pm

Quote from lupus:

Quote from Sevas_Tra:

Quote from Lupus:

"Your mother ate my dog!"
"Uh, not quite yet."


Stay back boy This is only possible with divine support!

I'll kick you in the ass with the LORD !!!

SENGAYA !!!!!



"You found your daddy's old porn, huh? Is that the one with the donkey and the maid?"


This is my mother you're peeing on

Art is the best way to say 'Fuck you' to reality

Sevas_Tra
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Written on: 09/24/2012 at 1:38 pm

"I'll clean my teeth with your bones."
"You will have no more teeth!"

"Hey Matt, Joe Brown just cried"
What else do you expect from him, should he bark? "

"So if the fat pig doesn't want to get out of the way then I'll polish his bald head ..."

"My name is Chickedi."
"Like the vegetables"


Art is the best way to say 'Fuck you' to reality